So I was sitting here on the couch eating Cream of Wheat and watching the music video for Judas Priest's Turbo Lover when it dawned on me that I have a three day weekend starting now....so what the hell am I doing watching bad classic MTV? I need to get out....but I'm afraid to leave the apartment this evening. While I was walking from the deli on my corner some guy asked if I wanted to buy some skecthy drugs from him, I told him no, and he said he lives on my block so I better not mess with him because he's going to be watching me. Anyone want to escort me to a party or something? Who wants to be my bodyguard? I promise not to make you watch bad TV |
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